I just want to make some Microsoft Word Word Art but they took away the “business professional” 3D perspective green marble styling option and now my career as an artist is ruined.

Finally.

destroyman:

im going to be late for class

straightwiththatheater:

that would be so fucked up and crazy if someone threw an air heads in the trash and they didnt eat it.

Happy as a clam would prove an applicable adage if only I wasn’t allergic to shellfish.

straightwiththatheater:

everyone get off the internet its really bad

If you wanted to know what my childhood was like imagine Charlie Brown and every adult speaks in dubstep.

I swear I just saw a woman with a thought bubble.

straightwiththatheater:

what if you installed a series of printers in a way that paper comes out of one and goes into another one, and then it progressively prints parts of an image from printer to printer

the printer centipede