May 2012
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Who's playing President Coin?
Dame Judy Dench because she’s basically the male version of Donald Sutherland? Helen Mirren because she will be initially approachable, and uphold steadfast authority (to an eventual fault)? Tilda Swinton because she’s the offputtingly attractive face of corrupt female leadership? Please respond.
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The Hunger But Mainly Death Games
Mockstrich season has begun. Welcome to “The Hunger But Mainly Death Games,” the hilarious Hunger Games parody, and the only book brave enough to suggest that Suzanne Collins’ epic trilogy was way more about death than food. Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb’s garbage dump, to shortsightedly volunteer for...
What’s the American equivalent when British/Australian people say “Dirty Debby” [Very Small Business] or “Beautiful Laurie” [Peep Show] casually like it’s a term of endearment or what?
This is the funniest episode of Peep Show about jury duty I just got a visa.
I wish I had the history and tradition of being “British.”
Somebody PLEASE hang out with me tonight. I’m a cool guy why doesn’t anyone believe me?
sailoraaliyah:
how hot would a baby have to be for you to at least think about making out with it
I like the color green. Even though it may not be “easy” to be green (as a popular song says), green is still a pretty nice color. The grass is green………….well there are other things that are green (laughing)…GREEN LAUGH (hysterical...
alexis-cool:
look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
Tao Lin had me right where he wanted me, bebezeva...
dingraha:
“your prose is like eating 5 saltines at once or getting into a car thats sat with its windows rolled up in the sun all day.”
Kisses from disinterested bitches :x ok
Angel Summoner
BMX Bandit
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Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
The reason I’m SO perplexed about how (not why) same sex marriage is even a debatable legal (not “moral”) issue is because I have never heard an anti-gay argument that hasn’t already been dismantled by whatever legislation gave the right to marry to interracial couples.
UMMMM Stacy Lane (Bryant) Matthews tweeted me BYE
Teknolust
Recently I’ve been making the conscious effort to fall asleep with my computer on top of me because even though it gets really hot under the covers and I’m squished up against the wall, at least I’m not waking up alone.
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clavid:
i’m still. big. red.
Big Red Paper Co.
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notalkingplz:
When you’re an adult, you use a lot of gerunds.