January 2012
straightwiththatheater:
that would be so fucked up and crazy if someone threw an air heads in the trash and they didnt eat it.
Happy as a clam would prove an applicable adage if only I wasn’t allergic to shellfish.
straightwiththatheater:
everyone get off the internet its really bad
If you wanted to know what my childhood was like imagine Charlie Brown and every adult speaks in dubstep.
I swear I just saw a woman with a thought bubble.
straightwiththatheater:
what if you installed a series of printers in a way that paper comes out of one and goes into another one, and then it progressively prints parts of an image from printer to printer
the printer centipede
If you hated Cousin Skeeter but love to be offended trust me and watch Mongrels.
Watch
momgenes:
Men are fragile
Exploit this
This week a lot of people talked about how boys cry a lot when they get their wisdom teeth out because they have pent-up emotions released by the anesthesia and also that’s why they get Crohn’s Disease.
brandnewswastikas:
Boy: hey do you wanna sext
Girl: ok just hold on i gotta finsih my hw
Boy: k
Girl: ok im ready oh big boy yoy look so good in bed
Boy: yea now im fukken you this is my big peen 8===========================================D
Girl: whoa tht is big put it in alredy
Girl: (*) that my clit make sure you lick and kiss
Boy: i am so hard
Girl: ohh
Boy: now im lick
Girl: it...
FYI
Just because you watched Series of Unfortunate Events doesn’t mean you can just go around describing everyone as “melancholy.”
Your Daily Challenge
Park in an empty lot. Blast sex music and just imagine the part where you touch yourself.
Modern Cultural Mythology: The Technologic...
The world supply of wind (in the 21st Century) is generated by a perpetual stream of fast-moving automobiles. The Earth had long since lost its atmospheric ability to stabilize air pressure variation, which at one time accounted for “natural weather phenomena.”
How much would I pay to sleep with a guy like me?
The back of this novel claims Tao Lin as the “Kafka for the iPhone generation” and to be honest I’m really just excited for that part of the book.
Just imagine being 22 in 1994
gaymer-master:
lately i’ve been thinking a lot about people who live in the desert. also science fiction in desert settings I mean duh, Dune, ive read a lot of those I wish there were more books like that… Or a cool cartoon… Is there desert sci fi anime? The desert is so cool! I wanna go to a desert this summer
if there is any hope in dubstep, it will be found...
I just wanted to see the Dragon Tattoo and Nick fucking Cage skeleton is peeing fire at me.
First day of class intro ideas
“Hey guys I’m Spence. Short for ‘Spencer.’ You might know me from my gift boutique”
Earnest Goes To Town (On That One Hot Broad)
What if you and your roommate decorated personal inter-apartment mailboxes for each other’s bedroom door?
The Mystery Of The Rotten Milkshake
