HEY Y'ALL WHAT'S KRAKEN?

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Boy: hey do you wanna sext

Girl: ok just hold on i gotta finsih my hw

Boy: k

Girl: ok im ready oh big boy yoy look so good in bed

Boy: yea now im fukken you this is my big peen 8===========================================D

Girl: whoa tht is big put it in alredy

Girl: (*) that my clit make sure you lick and kiss

Boy: i am so hard

Girl: ohh

Boy: now im lick

Girl: it geels so good all over the place

Girl: ( o Y o ) guess what those r

Boy: hold on

Girl: ok

Boy: nm oh those look good

Girl: yes im squirting juice

Boy: me to ~~~

Boy: thats the juic

Girl: yumm

Boy: alright i gotta go

Girl: cya thnx

Tao Lin is the Franz Kafka of the iPhone Generation.